i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night
- the ghost of i fucked up
- the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
- and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass
Every god damn time.
I am super awkward AND contrary.
*”The Nod” is something you give to a fellow gay; it doesn’t necessarily have to be a “I’m interested” nod, just a “hey! we’re both obviously gay! How lovely”
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.